predstrogen:

maslow didnt even considering fingering when he made that gay as fuck tringle we should beat him with hammers

junogears2:

pancakeke:

these lakes look like boobs with some perspective

It kinda does (I tried)

youcaneven:

Cowboys kissing. you agree. reblog

falseknees:

s-lycopersicum:

kessokubando:

Hiroi Kikuri Information Revealed

• Birthday: September 28
• Age: 25
• Height: 158cm
• Weight: 43kg

Hm?

Hm.

Hm…

Uh-huh.

hotcassavetessummer:

leonard cohen, “one of these days”

coughloop:

if i was jesus’s executioner i would of shot the stigmata through his hands with my twin desert eagles, akimbo style at the same time. a trick shot for god. and the romans wouldve loved it

j4gm:

Transmasc Ice King in the F&C universe would be such a funny idea. “I know you genderbent me, but I disagree.”

gentlekirk:

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now

licollisa:

In which Papyrus gets a diagnosis

fairycosmos:

i literally am unfit for human relationships but im being so brave about it